So the last two weeks have been eventful; I realize I’ve missed some stuff but I will just roll it into future posts. I’m currently sitting thousands of miles from my last post, less than 100 yards from the Red Sea in the Egyptian city of Dahab, about 150 km south of the Israeli border. Dahab is famous for great snorkeling and diving (it is pretty great), but isn’t built up or crowded at all. And it’s cheap. And I don’t mean Fallon, Nevada cheap. I mean dirt cheap. My room, which is about 90 seconds if you walk slow from the water, has good air conditioning, three beds, and a private bathroom, and costs less than 11 dollars a night. For three beds. Like I said, cheap. If you are really on a tight budget, you can let your sun-baked body rest outdoors on a hammock for less than three bucks. But I splurged and went with the A/C. Hey, I’m on vacation right?
Dahab is a budget traveler’s dream. And it’s absolutely beautiful. The town is quaint, there are no big hotels, people are friendly. It honestly feels more like Mexico than Egypt, especially if you are on the water. It has miles of great reef that you can explore just off the coast, including the ‘World’s Most Dangerous Dive Spot,’ a 400 ft sinkhole called the Blue Hole. You can see the mountains that line the coast of Saudi Arabian province of Tabouk just across the sea, and at night you can see the lights from the city of the same name. Good meals can be had for a few dollars. It’s relatively inaccessible as there isn’t an airport that is that close. And this means that it’s not crowded. There are a few Egyptians, a few Americans, but the other people that are vacationing this time of year are mostly German and Russian. And there just aren’t that many people. Dahab has sunshine and beach weather all year long, and is so chill and relaxed that I wouldn’t mind having a beach house here. If I’m ever an international fugitive, don’t tell the FBI about this blog because I will probably be hiding here.
Before Dahab we made our way down from Jerusalem to Eilat, where I had been staying. Eilat is the southern most city in Israel. Eilat is a great beach city too (it’s been called the Miami Beach of Israel) and I will definitely spend more time there on another trip. From Eilat, we crossed the border into Egypt. Egyptians are some of the most warm, friendly people I have ever met. Sometimes they can be too friendly; that usually means they want to sell you something. You suddenly have tons of ‘friends’ who will sell you anything you want (and plenty of stuff you don’t) for a ‘nice price.’ The initial price might not be so nice, but if you like to do a little haggling, you can get some great stuff for great prices.
Anyone who has ever spent time in Egypt is familiar with the concept of baksheesh. Baksheesh is basically a tip given to someone after they have performed a service for you, much like you would tip a skycap or bellhop in the West, but in Egypt it has evolved into so much more. Visiting the tourist sites around the city, you will run into countless people hanging around offering various random services in order to get baksheesh. Some of these border on the ridiculous, like a guy in some ruins at Saqqara (the site of the lesser known step pyramid) who told us not to take pictures inside the ruins and then wanted money. A ‘tour guide’ followed us into the complex at the Giza pyramids, told us useless information, took a couple of photos, and then was not at all hesitant to voice his displeasure regarding the ‘small’ tip that we gave him. It’s difficult to wrap your head around at first, but it’s how things work here. Egypt has so much to offer, and as home of the only remaining site (the big pyramid at Giza) out of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, it’s a must see.
Hailing a cab is not even needed in Egypt. If you are on the street with luggage, they will find you in seconds. Right after crossing the border, we were headed to the bus station local bus station (the border city with Eilat is called Taba) to get to Cairo (about 350 km away) but barely got past the border control before we were offered a service taxi (a van for hire) to Cairo for a pretty reasonable price. We made it across the Sinai and through Suez without incident. I can’t adequately put into words the experience of driving in Cairo. It’s absolutely mental. Lanes become completely irrelevant, horns are used to communicate position and intent in lieu of directional signals, and for some reason, the Cairo natives don’t drive with their headlights at night. Even more amazing than the way that they drive though, is the fact that they don’t crash. All I saw in my time in Cairo was a car and a van trading a little side paint (which was apparently no big deal because they didn’t even bother to stop). They almost always almost collide, but somehow never do. Friends that have spent time in big cities in the Caribbean have told me stories on stuff similar to this, but I’ve never seen anything like it. I like big crazy cities, but Cairo will make you crazy. Get in, see the sights, get out. Go to Dahab.
Next post: Petra, Jordan.






